Best Spam Ever

So I'm checking the spam folder of my AOL account today and I discover this little gem:

FW: Satanic ecological VIAgRA $1.30

Satanic. Ecological. Viagra.

So, um, does this mean you're hard-on will be sustainable throughout the entire sacrifice of your neighbors cat?

This effing green trend is even taking over the Viagra spam market.

(BTW, I'm all for saving the earth. I'm just tired of hearing about everything being green. Spare me. Half the people preaching this crap could care less, they just heard about it on TV from some asshat like John Mayer.)